2. a row of * women in the street waiting for passengers, octogenarian woman curious Q: So what? * Female snappily: other lollipop! Woman also joined the team and other sugars, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone are capable? The woman laughed and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. See a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the fierce bite, the result is a mouth full silicone, so Yangtianchangtan:
4. farmer into the city to buy condoms, condom forgot how to say. Half a day before the cruise at the pharmacy counter, or can not remember. Finally had Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, is there to sell plastic bags loaded jj?
Ha looked on top of the next; ; ;
5. a pair of lovers making love, male, likes to say: Woman softly said:
6. a group of women waiting for B-mode ultrasound, the nurse shouted: lined up ah, color B station on the left; black and white B station on the right. A woman do not understand, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: You see what I considered B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B! !
7. love the blind couple agreed signal, the men said: Then peeping, to see the original case. One day, while the small young men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home for blind women, said: Ability of small youth large, to the climax, even the blind women boast: acute anger, exclaimed:
8. female leadership of late, sudden car rack by two men, a man threatened: so nervous, scared to death, I thought I was detained and interrogated a!
9. and the doctors and the President is not being transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, and even touch with a view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night, pestering his wife having sex, impotence do not move. Suddenly realized: dry his mother! Has been leading a plot!
10. and mm lazily lying in bed, the voice of the Iraqi school ads like a baby: , I quickly inserted into the possession of child to!
11. a gay sister and shared learning. One night back, feeling very depressed sister school, then that is very considerate to her gay burned noodles to eat. In that moment to her side, learning sister suddenly felt very warm, so very grateful and said: said:
12. a 4,5 mm o'clock and went out early in the morning exercise, then at dawn, four also quiet ... ... suddenly, came a strong man from the opposite, see mm on Xiong Baba asked: Stop! Why go? strong men still Xiong Baba asked. mm for fear of being Jiese, said:
13. and newfound girlfriend youngest open house back, showing off for second child: special education tart came with me to the talented woman than you graduate?
14. twins in the womb to chat, the boss said: a good father! Often head out to see us, just do not love health, spit Koutan left, her second child, said: Wang Shu, or next door is good, he 吐完 sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.
15. an unreasonable migrant workers to the hospital for a check stool, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription, a look at the workers to get the medicine is a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the doctor said: will not use Cement Bag backside of.
16. son and mother to sleep every night, mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mother to sleep it? Children A: ah! Mom: So your wife supposed to? Children, said: Let her sleep with their father. Excited to hear Dad say: This child grew up sensible!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. Only 60 points. Other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
18. her husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor the doctor: Do not misunderstand, I give her body temperature. husband: If you insert the body of the thing my wife did not scale, you're dead. !
19. a couple came to a vow the well, her husband bent over, make a wish also to the well is still a coin would also like to wish his wife, but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over with her husband scared spent, and then smiled and said to myself really spiritual ah!
20. Father of his little sister that JJ is the key to heaven, help her little sister opened the door to the mystery. little sister is very happy to go back to the old nun said she got the key of heaven the old nun a JJ Little Sisters of the priest heard the description, furious said:
21. the night. husband in bed reading. from time to time put his hand into his wife legs. wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? His wife asked: Why your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands. Good open book!
22. intercourse eventually becoming a man, his wife very hard to accept. day he stripped to his wife before the mirror upside down, his wife was overjoyed to do so he will wife legs apart, his chin will be put in his wife pussy and asked his wife: I stay beard look good?
23. villager reported that: shame it! I was raped last night. Police asked the man long sawed? that Anke did not see, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, finally I helped him into the.
24. bandits broke into the houses fight to the death against women were raped, her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel and beat anger, heard his wife shouted: shovel to shoot into the.
25. There is a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for intrafamilial transmission of China Adonis, Adonis rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, to their shame at their penis into the Japanese woman was furious: what's your work ? Adonis said: inside the rubbing!
26. night, fool the park see the couple making love, love to read. next morning, see a man doing push-ups, will take a closer look, the man was furious: You see what silly B! fool said: you just that stupid B , Di Xiaren have also gone dry!
27. a flea to partner weeping over his misfortune: I used to live in a man's beard, and later through twists and turns before reaching the pubic hair on a woman, woke up the next day and found that the man has returned to the beard on the previous the!
28. old man train, rest at night stretching across a lady mistakenly feet within the file. A few days later, it feels itchy foot discomfort christian louboutin pumps black, the doctor thesis of syphilis, said the old man even rare. Doctors said:
29. man took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is equivalent to fifty kilograms of explosives, but also pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead such a short!
30. a farmer prostitutes, JI said: said:
31. two dwarf sex in their room radii high top sneakers, where a quick get away, just listen to another room, 1,2,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... Hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf:
32. night, his wife sitting bedside, tamper with hands and feet, grabbed the man of small jj, while fierce rub, then as hard as sticks, husband wife Bianyu clothes off, his wife asked: Why? Husband asked: Why are you? A wife: driving test tomorrow, and thought hanging files.
33. Monkey King learn, by ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, because of the monk did not succeed, then empty the road I took advantage of alms on the occasion, the night came to the bones by Dong Fu, because there is no lighting, two blowing hot and cold at night , after the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !
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35. Liu Bei and shut down three stranded desert island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to cut hunger. Guan Yu said: SB, and then rubbed cut, meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: Brother, you doing? Liu Bei: the whole point of butter, dipped to eat!
36. a little girl to the cake shops Mai Zaodian. Her boss said: boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: male baby or a baby girl you want? Girl: Of course, male baby to another! Because the place to eat a little more.
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