1 cat because of the life force, open Tuberose Hair Salon in Fox POP Counter. Day, rats came to naming the salon package night, the cat unwilling to do. Mice was furious and said: I first started courting asics gel trabuco, chasing a very tough battle asics gel kinsei 3, and now sent home, but also prudish asics onitsuka!
2, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
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3, biology class, The teacher asked: How can we correctly identify octopus hands and feet? Student A: put an ass to smell it, it will cover your nose is hand, the other is the feet. Class are down.
4, put a person at work always ring fart, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not fail to speak out? Then we see him sitting there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I now tune into the vibration it!
5, a person riding, I heard a passerby in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, damn I would sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever, fell into the ditch . Passers-by shouted: Mom! Gully ditch tell you, you ride? ! Killed deserve!
6, carp and turtles to the marriage license. Clerk asked age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Clerk regret to say: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you are too young, not allowed to marry. www.51gxqm.com
7, a couple came to a wish the well. Her husband bent down, made a wish after throwing a coin into the well. Wife would like to make a wish, but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself: Lady always keep arguing, for a fish hook, and his wife, said: This fish is really poor. Husband said: Yes, ah, just shut up and not all right yet?
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9, science class the teacher asked: cold? The teacher asked: rejected, spider shouted: just a little studious student, he used to earn a part-time tuition winter. During the day to help butcher flesh in the evening to the hospital internship. One night, there was a woman because of the emergency, surgery should be implemented by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic pale woman to shout slogans: with toilet paper, being embarrassed, the man next door heard the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale, loudly asked, . because, replied: old stories you want to lie to her and you sleep, 28-year-old story and you do not sleep, 38-year-old stories she would lie to you and her sleep, aged 48 stories you want and she does not sleep.
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15, grab the tiger after reading the three wild boar, pig nest not see a pig, touch his beard, said: empty city! turned to see the hunters on a dead pig, shocked : desperate! suddenly saw you, rejoicing: Yo ho, there are beautiful women?!
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